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George Washington

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Antonin Scalia

'Look...a fresh one!'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

Donald Trump and US Democracy

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

"When asked about the impeachment hearings today, President Donald Trump said. . ."

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"But what if a tyrant comes to power and no one's able to stop him because the whole thing's king of funny."

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

"Senator Ted Cruzolini"

'Pursuit of happiness is all very well, but Congress keeps passing laws to make it run faster.'

'Look ... A fresh one!'

Which statement did Thomas Jefferson make on Jan. 16, 1787?

'Do you still insist on taking the fifth on how many fifths you took on the fifth?'

"I have come to a specific and definite conclusion about the Constitution: It's ok, I guess."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a living Constitution!'

"Um, is this a good time to bring up sensible gun restrictions?"

"Those political ads are about to make me sick!"

"Witness will confine herself to answering counsel's questions, and refrain from giving opinions as to constitutionality and the like."

Boris promises to pursue a Brexit deal with OOMPH!

China proposes changing constitution