Constitution Consultant Gifts

Looking for a distinctive gift for a constitution consultant? Our collection features clever, humorous products that honor their legal knowledge and commitment. Perfect for celebrating their role in shaping laws or adding a playful touch to their workspace. Whether it’s a mug for their morning coffee, a t-shirt to showcase their passion, or a print to adorn their office, find something that truly resonates with their professional spirit and sense of humor.

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'This formula is like the constitution. You can't interpret it unless you know my intent.'

'This formula is like the constitution. You can't interpret it unless you know my intent.' mockup

'This formula is like the constitution. You can't interpret it unless you know my intent.'

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'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.' mockup

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

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"Looks like we found the issue."

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'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.' mockup

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

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"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words." mockup

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

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'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.' mockup

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

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'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?' mockup

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

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'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.' mockup

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

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Businesswoman Empowerment

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"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar." mockup

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

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"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass." mockup

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

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The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options mockup

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

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"You're fired."

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'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.' mockup

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

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The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution mockup

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'. mockup

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

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Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree. mockup

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

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"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims." mockup

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

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Project Length As Measured In Dog Years mockup

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

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'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!' mockup

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach." mockup

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

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'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.' mockup

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

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"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them." mockup

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

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"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement." mockup

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

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"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target." mockup

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

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'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.' mockup

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

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'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.' mockup

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

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'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.' mockup

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

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'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.' mockup

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

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Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!' mockup

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

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'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.' mockup

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

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The president's men

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Constitution Consultant Gifts Collection

Constitution Consultant Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for constitution consultants, blending wit and wisdom to brighten their mornings.

Constitution Consultant Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate constitutional consulting, adding personality and fun to any workspace or home.

Constitution Consultant Prints

Browse our selection of prints for constitution consultants—perfect for inspiring their workspace with humor and professionalism.

Constitution Consultant T-Shirts

Find witty t-shirts designed for constitutional law enthusiasts—ideal for showcasing their professional pride with a humorous twist.