Constitution Guru Mugs

"But what if a tyrant comes to power and no one's able to stop him because the whole thing's king of funny."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Archival Warfare

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

American blood

Best System in the World

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

'Look...a fresh one!'

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Antonin Scalia

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

US Gun Control Debates.

"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

Inventor of Morse Code

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

Just What the Founders Had in Mind

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'