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Constitutional Pundits Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a constitutional pundit? Our collection offers a delightful mix of humorous and insightful products inspired by constitutional law and political debate. Whether they’re a seasoned scholar or a passionate enthusiast, these items add a touch of wit and relevance to their everyday life. Explore mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their love for the Constitution, clever commentary, and a good dose of humor about the world of law and politics.
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
Skeptic Tank.
Archival Warfare
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!
"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"
"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"
American blood
National Living Wage from April 1st.
The Secret Sauce of American Exceptionalism
"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."
'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'
'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'
How Trickle Down Economics Work
'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'
'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'
'Look...a fresh one!'
We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.
"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"
New Year 2020
Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!
"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"
"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."
"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"
"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."
Just What the Founders Had in Mind
World Health Organization
Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.
With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,
US Gun Control Debates.
Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'
'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'
Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'
"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."
Constitutional Pundits Gifts Collection
Constitutional Pundits Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for constitutional pundits—funny, clever designs that keep their legal love brewed right at their fingertips.
Constitutional Pundits Pillows
Bring humor and legal flair to their home decor with pillows inspired by constitutional law and witty commentary.
Constitutional Pundits Prints
Decorate their space with prints that celebrate the Constitution and sharp political wit—perfect for any legal enthusiast or debate lover.
Constitutional Pundits T-Shirts
Find a graphic tee that captures their legal passion. Our constitutional-themed t-shirts bring wit and style to every casual occasion.