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'He's in great demand. His pet theory is that the first amendment protects obscene bonuses.'

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Truth

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

Intellectual Property

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

American blood

Statue of Security

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Lady Justice.

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

The hour of justice

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

Antonin Scalia

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."