"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"
Constitutional Critic Pillows
Bring a touch of legal wit to their home decor with cozy pillows featuring clever designs about constitutional critique. Perfect for lawyers, students, or anyone passionate about law and justice.
"Welcome to the future"
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"You're fired."
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
UK border controls relaxed.
Trump secret police
Gun laws US
Archival Warfare
Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition
'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'
A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!
This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!
Truth
"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."
'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'
"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."
The wrecking crew!
"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."
"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."
Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.
Why do you hate the media?
"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"
"The enemy of the people!"
Dolestart - A New Initiative
American blood
'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'
"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."
Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO
"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."
"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."
The Canary in the Coal Mine
'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'
The Art of Misdirection
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