Constitution Critic Pillows

'Look...a fresh one!'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

American blood

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

Antonin Scalia

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

Donald Trump and US Democracy

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

US Gun Control Debates.

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

"When asked about the impeachment hearings today, President Donald Trump said. . ."

Abortion Rights Are Doomed Now and It's Largely the Democrats' Fault

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"But what if a tyrant comes to power and no one's able to stop him because the whole thing's king of funny."

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

"Senator Ted Cruzolini"

'Pursuit of happiness is all very well, but Congress keeps passing laws to make it run faster.'

Equal Time for All Christians

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