Constitution Critic Pillows

'Look...a fresh one!'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

American blood

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

Antonin Scalia

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

Donald Trump and US Democracy

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

"When asked about the impeachment hearings today, President Donald Trump said. . ."

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

US Gun Control Debates.

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"But what if a tyrant comes to power and no one's able to stop him because the whole thing's king of funny."

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

'Look ... A fresh one!'

'Do you still insist on taking the fifth on how many fifths you took on the fifth?'

Trump and the American Constitution

"Senator Ted Cruzolini"