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Constitutionalist Pillows
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American Roulette
Another Senseless Shooting.
"Rule of law"
"Your illegal pursuit of happiness has resulted in a sentence of life without liberty!"
"I know it's a little vague and ambiguous, but let's throw it in there just to see if everyone's paying attention!"
Clarence Thomas
"The enemy of the people!"
"So...what's your objection to reading the constitution at the opening of the session of Congress?"
Who Will Stop the Attack on America?
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten! (Published previously September 25, 2006.)
What can I get you, Uncle Mort? An answer. How many countries are we at war with right now? One? … No wait … Two? No wait … Seven? … No wait … oh yeah. The answer is none. If none of them are "declared." Then none of them count as "wars." It's in the Constitution. That's not what the Constitution means!!!
Gun laws US
"You're fired."
Bla Bla Man
Not Very Intrusive
Obama's New Police State
Archival Warfare
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!
Liberty Chained to its Freedom
"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"
Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater
"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."
"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"
"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."
American blood
"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."
Antonin Scalia
'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'
Flushing Democracy
"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"
"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"
Supreme Liberty Court
"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."
"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."
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