Quirky Constitutionalist Pillows

Add a touch of personality to their space with our playful pillows. Perfect for the constitutional enthusiast, these cushions feature clever sayings and humorous designs that celebrate their passion for law.

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"Consititutionally there's no bar to marriage. I'm C. of E."

"Consititutionally there's no bar to marriage. I'm C. of E." mockup

"Consititutionally there's no bar to marriage. I'm C. of E."

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"You're fired."

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Archimedes statue with a lever

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Pigeon Little

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'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

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Gun laws US

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'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?' mockup

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

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Reverse psychology

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Liberty Chained to its Freedom

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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses." mockup

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

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"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?" mockup

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

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American blood

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"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here." mockup

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

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"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog." mockup

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

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"The enemy of the people!"

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Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper mockup

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

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'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!' mockup

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

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"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs." mockup

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

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'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!' mockup

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

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Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake. mockup

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

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"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?" mockup

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

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American Roulette

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'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...' mockup

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

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US Gun Control Debates.

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"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from." mockup

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

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"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."

"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms." mockup

"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."

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A caveman attempting to make a cart mockup

A caveman attempting to make a cart

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Quirky Constitutionalist Pillows Collection

Quirky Constitutionalist Mugs

Explore more humorous and clever mugs designed for constitutionalists and law lovers in our special collection.

Quirky Constitutionalist Prints

Discover more witty and artistic prints that celebrate law, justice, and constitutional pride for your home or office.

Quirky Constitutionalist T-Shirts

Find more witty and fun t-shirts perfect for constitutionalists and fans of legal humor in our dedicated t-shirt range.