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Judicial Restraint

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"I consider myself to be a constitutional absolutist. I absolutely love to spout off about it, even though I've read absolutely none of it."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

I love Lawyers

"Now that's a win."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Thomas Hardy

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

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Truth

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Roe v. Wade

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Planet of the Lawyers