Criminal Lawyer T-Shirts

"For the benefit of the tape, the suspect grunted and shook his head."

"Five Guys in Witness Protection."

"I'm also a criminal, cyber criminal!"

'Great news, I finally got your 'stay of execution'.'

"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

When real estate lawyers dabble in criminal law.

I know your sign says you guys 'Practice Law'. But , I kinda need someone who can do it for real.

'You took out a policy with us Tuesday morning and had a fire Tuesday afternoon...What was the delay?'

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

"Hey fellas! I think I've just invented a new football game."

"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''

'Emotional blackmail.'

"This, ladies and gentlemen, is Exhibit A, the sneakers that urged my client to Just Do It."

'I can help you beat the forgery rap, but you'll have to pay me in cash.'

'When on the stand, keep your answers short, to the point, and in the form of a question.'

"Well you've been misinformed... our harshest punishment is loss of colour T.V for a week."

Cheating in the police line up.

'I think I can get one of your three life sentences dismissed.'

''Free Willy?' That's it? That's your whole defense?'

'I let my conscience be my guide, and it turned out to be a sociopath.'

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

White Collar Crime.

'Hey. You're back.'

'What is YOUR parole officer's body doing in MY refrigerator!?!'

Cell division

'I'm off to the loo....I'll be back in £270!'

'Thank you, and Happy New Year.'

'We made it! We're on the most wanted list!'

'I'm sure it was number 3 because he was pretty tall.'

Police Lineup Escape

"That's doctor inmate #2264."

'What do we do with the ones exonerated by a new DNA test?'

'Would you please stop describing yourself as my criminal lawyer?'

'I can't believe you gave them your resume instead of the holdup note!'