Criminologists T-Shirts

CCTV on torture cage.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Guns and Drugs

Neutralizing the thief

Hate Platforms

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

America, are we learning anything?

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Do Guns Kill?

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Violent Crime Statistics

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

"A grand jury sitting in Terre Haute, Indiana, today handed up an indictment of society."

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."