Christmas Criminologist T-Shirts

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

Hate Platforms

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

America, are we learning anything?

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Violent Crime Statistics

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

'Why is it always about me?'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

"A grand jury sitting in Terre Haute, Indiana, today handed up an indictment of society."

'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.

Penguin identity parade

Financial Corruption

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

'Rap sheets! All the latest criminal stats! Get your rap sheets here!'

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

Locking Up Crime