Law Enforcement Student Gifts

'-but I'm only doing my job like you,officer!'

Hate Platforms

The Anti-Agent

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

America, are we learning anything?

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

When Engineers Crack.

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Truth

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Privacy Conference Security

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."