Criminal Justice Students Gifts

'You're a legend, sir. We studied you in our criminal justice class.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

When Engineers Crack.

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Truth

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Law School teacher.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Police Statetion

"We make crime pay."

Do Guns Kill?

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

Lady Justice.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

American blood

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'