Criminal Justice Students Gifts

'You're a legend, sir. We studied you in our criminal justice class.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

When Engineers Crack.

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Truth

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Police Statetion

"We make crime pay."

Do Guns Kill?

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

Lady Justice.

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

American blood

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."