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'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

When Engineers Crack.

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Do Guns Kill?

Police Statetion

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

American blood

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

'Why is it always about me?'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

'Are you free at the moment?'

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

Privatized Jails

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'

The Investigation

Prisoner Crossing

"My client will not answer that question as it presupposes his sanity."

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.