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'I'll be supervising you...'

"I forget. Is this the punishment or the rehabilitation?"

The hangman's badinage

"Don't tell me!...You're on the Jack Straw witness protection programme too."

"It would appear that the fraudster you released last week should have been his cell mate!"

'The prisons are overcrowded, so I'm sentencing you to twenty years in Detroit.'

Coronavirus Crime Rate

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Police Statetion

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Madoff and devil.

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'I got a suspended sentence.'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

The Investigation

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

Bambridge on Trial for Murder.

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Exposed and imprisoned.

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

The Ferguson Effect

TOO SLOW

'Well, it isn't all fun and games GUARDING this place, either, you know!'

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

"I can't say I'm wild about these open prisons."

''Mobster'? -- I thought I agreed to testify against a lobster!'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

Spiked prison bunk.