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CCTV on torture cage.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'I got a suspended sentence.'

Madoff and devil.

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

Bambridge on Trial for Murder.

Exposed and imprisoned.

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

"I can't say I'm wild about these open prisons."

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

'Well, it isn't all fun and games GUARDING this place, either, you know!'

Spiked prison bunk.

''Mobster'? -- I thought I agreed to testify against a lobster!'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

"Don't tell me!...You're on the Jack Straw witness protection programme too."

Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode

"Maximum security prison"

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

'We find for the defendant, but we're really not too crazy about his claim.'

"I'm the first one in my family to do time."

The hangman's badinage

"Heads or entrails?"

If it weren't for the Second, we wouldn't need to plea the Fifth.

"Thou shalt not kill. It's a sin. But people still commit murders, I'm happy to say. And the state kills the murderers...I'm twice as happy to say."