Criminal Justice Workers Mugs

CCTV on torture cage.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'I got a suspended sentence.'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

Madoff and devil.

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Bambridge on Trial for Murder.

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

Exposed and imprisoned.

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

'Well, it isn't all fun and games GUARDING this place, either, you know!'

"I can't say I'm wild about these open prisons."

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

Spiked prison bunk.

''Mobster'? -- I thought I agreed to testify against a lobster!'

"Heads or entrails?"

The hangman's badinage

"Don't tell me!...You're on the Jack Straw witness protection programme too."

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

'We find for the defendant, but we're really not too crazy about his claim.'

Containment Cops

"I'm the first one in my family to do time."

Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode

I blame society for putting me here. But mostly I blame metallurgy for keeping me here.

"Maximum security prison"

"Thou shalt not kill. It's a sin. But people still commit murders, I'm happy to say. And the state kills the murderers...I'm twice as happy to say."