Judicial Worker Mugs

Truth

'I got a suspended sentence.'

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

Antonin Scalia

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

Counsel's Opinion.

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

'It doesn't matter if my client is guilty.. the book and movie deals are pouring in!'

"I don't plead."

Supremacist Court

'...unfortunately for you, I only see things in black and white.'

'Here's a toughie - does a public nuisance have a right of privacy?'

All together now! Let's sing our decision!

The Lawyers who were told their hearings had been cancelled...again!

'It's our prorogues gallery.'

"My basic judicial philosophy is 'Guilty.'"

'If at first you don't succeed...appeal to a higher court.'

"We all make mistakes, as Your Honor knows, having been twice reprimanded by the New York State Commission on Juridical Conduct."

''Mobster'? -- I thought I agreed to testify against a lobster!'

"Isn't it enough that I know the truth?"

"You want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" (Colour)

'Okay, the jury acquitted you, but I'm going to hold you five years for questioning.'

The hangman's badinage

'There you go, bringing up the PAST again!'

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

Mitch McConnell's Impartial Justice

"Don't tell me!...You're on the Jack Straw witness protection programme too."

'We find for the defendant, but we're really not too crazy about his claim.'

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

CCTV on torture cage.