Criminal Justice Junkie Gifts

Looking for a gift for the criminal justice junkie? Explore our witty and insightful collection of products that celebrate their passion for law, order, and justice. From clever mugs to stylish prints, these gifts are tailored to satisfy their curiosity and sense of humor, making their obsession with the justice system a fun and fashionable statement.

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"What do you mean if you testify?!" mockup

"What do you mean if you testify?!"

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"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?" mockup

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

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Lady Justice and Confidential Files mockup

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

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'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?' mockup

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

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"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!" mockup

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

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"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing." mockup

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

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"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused." mockup

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

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Mou...Man trap!

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"This one's called 'Incarceration.'" mockup

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

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The Birth of a Lawsuit

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Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact. mockup

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

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Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales. mockup

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

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"At least he's honest about it..." mockup

"At least he's honest about it..."

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'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.' mockup

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

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The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. mockup

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

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"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists." mockup

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

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'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.' mockup

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

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"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?" mockup

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

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Upholding the Law

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"Let's take in a trial."

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A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury mockup

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

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"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor." mockup

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

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'It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!'

'It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!' mockup

'It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!'

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"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people." mockup

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

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'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.' mockup

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

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'It doesn't matter if my client is guilty.. the book and movie deals are pouring in!'

'It doesn't matter if my client is guilty.. the book and movie deals are pouring in!' mockup

'It doesn't matter if my client is guilty.. the book and movie deals are pouring in!'

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'Must you be so judgemental?'

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'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.' mockup

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

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"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

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"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt." mockup

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

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Law 'N' Order

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A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted". mockup

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

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"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast." mockup

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

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Criminal Justice Junkie Gifts Collection

Criminal Justice Junkie Mugs

Explore our collection of criminal justice mugs and find the perfect gift for your justice enthusiast. Each mug is packed with humor and wit that they'll love starting their mornings with.

Criminal Justice Junkie Pillows

Snuggle up with our criminal justice-themed pillows, combining comfort with clever designs that any law fan will appreciate in their living room or bedroom.

Criminal Justice Junkie Prints

Find inspiring and amusing criminal justice prints to adorn their walls. Celebrate their passion with artwork that echoes their love for the legal profession.

Criminal Justice Junkie T-Shirts

Discover our criminal justice t-shirts that blend humor and passion effortlessly. Perfect for law lovers who want to wear their heart — and their humor — on their sleeve.