Crime Junkie Gifts

"And this is where the murders took pl—... I mean, this is your bedroom."

'He was your height, but thinner and better looking. You haven't caught him yet, so obviously he's smarter.'

"This is you! Is this your way of confessing?"

"If we're caught, I wonder which TV police documentary we'll be on...?"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"Eat me"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"Paper or plastic?"

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Gangster's To-Do List

'Make it look like an accident.'

Ignorance of the Law

Exposed and imprisoned.

Handcuffs.

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Bank Robbery Statistics

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"Make it look like an accident"