True Crime Junkie Gifts

"By the way, Greg, the security camera loves you."

Fair and Balanced Reporting

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'And Michael Jackson thinks all this coverage is making him sick!'

"Most drug lords evade capture by making smarter choices with plastic surgery."

Truman Capote

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

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"True crime meets reality TV"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

Truman Capote

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

Mobsters at the Beach

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Madoff and devil.

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"I couldn't finish that book either."

The Investigation

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

Taking to the sky...