True Crime Buff Gifts

"The wife? - oh she's gone on a long holiday down under..."

Bubble Boys are tough to convict.

'I'm sorry I have short term memory loss, who did I kill?'

'Sorry. No ide what he looked like! I never got a look at him!'

"A court appointed attorney is nice, but how about a book ghost writer, so I can cash in on my life story?"

"It was me who did it!"

The capture of Mexico's narcotics kingpin Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman

"Stomach content analysis shows that he was still alive when we opened his stomach."

'It's early days, sarge. But I'm tipping this to be an open and shut case.'

'Murder, eh? Nailed me for trespassing.'

'Organised crime taking over city says mayor'

Miss Muffet

Busted Kneecaps LOANS.

"Sir, he left a suicide deck."

George the small-time crook would soon find out that 'sticking his fingers in an ink-pad' was not such a good idea!

"Flanagan!"

Arrest of La Tuta

'The ammo's a match. We've got the murder weapon in that diabetic's case.'

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

"She claims you attempted to choke her."

Netflix Award Show

"I'm your muscle's personal trainer."

"I love the murder part, but the cleanup is exhausting."

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"