True Crime Aficionados Gifts

Cell Mates Discuss Natural Causes.

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Puss in cement boots"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"True crime meets reality TV"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Police film evidence

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Madoff and devil.

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"I couldn't finish that book either."

The Investigation

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"It was me who did it!"

Arrest of La Tuta

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."