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Truman Capote

'Because of the spectacular nature of your crime, you'll probably do Time. And Newsweek and People.'

Cell Mates Discuss Natural Causes.

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Puss in cement boots"

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'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"True crime meets reality TV"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Police film evidence

Truman Capote

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Madoff and devil.

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

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"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"I couldn't finish that book either."

The Investigation

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"It was me who did it!"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Diary of a DNA Cop

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"