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"Do you remember I asked you not to call me at work?"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Puss in cement boots"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"True crime meets reality TV"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Madoff and devil.

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"I couldn't finish that book either."

The Investigation

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Arrest of La Tuta

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"It was me who did it!"

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."