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'Jack the Ripper as a child.'

Whitey Bulger

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

'Sure, I've done some things I'm not proud of.'

Inside the head of a thug.

'The worst has happened. You've been acquitted, and all our book and movie deals depend on your conviction!'

El Chapo

"Is this necessary? I already confessed."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Puss in cement boots"

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"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"True crime meets reality TV"

Truman Capote

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

Madoff and devil.

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'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

"I couldn't finish that book either."

The Investigation

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'