True Crime Enthusiasts Mugs

'Jack the Ripper as a child.'

Whitey Bulger

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

'Sure, I've done some things I'm not proud of.'

Inside the head of a thug.

'The worst has happened. You've been acquitted, and all our book and movie deals depend on your conviction!'

El Chapo

"Is this necessary? I already confessed."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Puss in cement boots"

"True crime meets reality TV"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Madoff and devil.

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"I couldn't finish that book either."

The Investigation

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"It was me who did it!"

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

Arrest of La Tuta

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'