True Crime Buff Mugs

"Whoever did this crime sure made a mess of the place. But not to worry...I got it all cleaned up for you guys."

"The wife? - oh she's gone on a long holiday down under..."

Bubble Boys are tough to convict.

'I'm sorry I have short term memory loss, who did I kill?'

'Sorry. No ide what he looked like! I never got a look at him!'

"You really do have ice water in your veins."

"A court appointed attorney is nice, but how about a book ghost writer, so I can cash in on my life story?"

Meet the author of "How I almost got away with it."

"It was me who did it!"

The capture of Mexico's narcotics kingpin Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman

"Stomach content analysis shows that he was still alive when we opened his stomach."

'It's early days, sarge. But I'm tipping this to be an open and shut case.'

'Murder, eh? Nailed me for trespassing.'

Steven Truscott Aquitted of Murder.

'Organised crime taking over city says mayor'

Miss Muffet

Busted Kneecaps LOANS.

"Sir, he left a suicide deck."

George the small-time crook would soon find out that 'sticking his fingers in an ink-pad' was not such a good idea!

"Flanagan!"

Arrest of La Tuta

'The ammo's a match. We've got the murder weapon in that diabetic's case.'

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

"She claims you attempted to choke her."

Netflix Award Show

Diary of a DNA Cop

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

"I'm your muscle's personal trainer."

"I love the murder part, but the cleanup is exhausting."

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.