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'I thought I was innocent until I heard all of the evidence against me.'

'I'll have the number three.'

"Hey neighbour - you do know the bin-bags go out on Thursday...??"

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

"Anything you say will be taken down and edited for 'Crimewatch.'

"And then one day Harry walked into the herb garden, and we never say him again."

"If we're caught, I wonder which TV police documentary we'll be on...?"

"Remember what I said - resist the narrative fallacy."

"I've been struggling to pay the bills, since your reward money ran out."

'For crying out loud - it was like the jury had never even heard of necrophilia.'

"The previous tenant has gone away for a very long time."

"When I first saw you on TV, I just knew you were innocent of stalking"

"True crime meets reality TV"

"...You still acted in self-defense, right?"

Signs that you're in the wrong neighborhood!

"The bad news is you're looking at 25 to life. . . the good news is it's given me a great idea for a new docuseries."

"My client believed he was working within the rules at the time."

"This is another guy I blew away—pictured, of course, in happier times."

"Doris and I both know where the bodies are buried. That's what keeps us together."

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"Read all about it! O.J. still not guilty!"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Assault 'n' Vinegar

The Elliot Ness monster.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Cat Burglar

"Puss in cement boots"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.