Crime Fanatic Mugs

Guess what my number is?

Attention FUGITIVES...If you turn yourself in, we will DOUBLE your reward money.

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"True crime meets reality TV"

Police film evidence

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

Bribery and Corruption.

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

'Make it look like an accident.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'