True Crime Buffs Pillows

"Do you remember I asked you not to call me at work?"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Puss in cement boots"

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"True crime meets reality TV"

Truman Capote

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

Madoff and devil.

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"I couldn't finish that book either."

The Investigation

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"It was me who did it!"

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Arrest of La Tuta

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

Diary of a DNA Cop

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"Another clear case of COVID19."