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"By the way, Greg, the security camera loves you."

Fair and Balanced Reporting

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"Most drug lords evade capture by making smarter choices with plastic surgery."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"True crime meets reality TV"

Mobsters at the Beach

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Madoff and devil.

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

The Investigation

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

Taking to the sky...

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"