Crime Story Junkie Gifts

Looking for a gift for your crime story junkie? Explore our range of fun and clever products designed for fans of mysteries, thrillers, and true crime tales. Whether they love to unravel plots over coffee or decorate their space with their passion, you'll find items that speak their language. Perfect for those who can't get enough of detective stories and suspenseful plots, our collection adds a humorous and personal touch to their obsession with crime stories.

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"Listen, you little punk—I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a lady whose aunt lives next to a guy who cleans the pool of a guy who could have your legs broken."

"Listen, you little punk—I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a lady whose aunt lives next to a guy who cleans the pool of a guy who could have your legs broken."

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Burke and Hare going to watch 'Tomb Raider'.

Burke and Hare going to watch 'Tomb Raider'. mockup

Burke and Hare going to watch 'Tomb Raider'.

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Newsroom: 'Police are on the lookout for a robber dubbed the 'if you write about me I'll hunt you down like a dog' bandit.'

Newsroom: 'Police are on the lookout for a robber dubbed the 'if you write about me I'll hunt you down like a dog' bandit.' mockup

Newsroom: 'Police are on the lookout for a robber dubbed the 'if you write about me I'll hunt you down like a dog' bandit.'

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'You've got to admit, it's an effective witness protection program!'

'You've got to admit, it's an effective witness protection program!' mockup

'You've got to admit, it's an effective witness protection program!'

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hard-boiled egg...

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Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning. mockup

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

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'You know too much,'

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"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing." mockup

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

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"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar." mockup

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

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"Puss in cement boots"

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Cat Burglar

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"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do." mockup

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

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'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.' mockup

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

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"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?" mockup

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

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Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault. mockup

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

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Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme. mockup

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

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"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system." mockup

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

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"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

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