Crime Story Fanatic Gifts

Looking for the ideal gift for the crime story fanatic? Whether they’re into classic mysteries, detective tales, or police procedurals, our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate their love for crime stories. Surprise them with witty mugs, stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, or artistic prints inspired by their favorite genre. These gifts are perfect for adding a splash of personality to their everyday routine, making their reading time even more enjoyable. Explore our curated selection and find that special something that says, 'I get your obsession'.

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'If you want to know what really happened, you'll have to buy my new book.'

'If you want to know what really happened, you'll have to buy my new book.' mockup

'If you want to know what really happened, you'll have to buy my new book.'

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"We have ways of making you talk." mockup

"We have ways of making you talk."

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'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.' mockup

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

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Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window. mockup

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

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"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'" mockup

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

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"Don't be nervous. My considerate manner got me the highest rating from the Better Business Bureau."

"Don't be nervous. My considerate manner got me the highest rating from the Better Business Bureau." mockup

"Don't be nervous. My considerate manner got me the highest rating from the Better Business Bureau."

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"I've been much happier since you persuaded my husband to stop being so paranoid and eat the meals I cooked him. May he rest in peace."

"I've been much happier since you persuaded my husband to stop being so paranoid and eat the meals I cooked him. May he rest in peace." mockup

"I've been much happier since you persuaded my husband to stop being so paranoid and eat the meals I cooked him. May he rest in peace."

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"Constable, did you check he was dead first?"

"Constable, did you check he was dead first?" mockup

"Constable, did you check he was dead first?"

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Officer! My client doesn't look anything like this! Release him immediately!

Officer! My client doesn't look anything like this! Release him immediately! mockup

Officer! My client doesn't look anything like this! Release him immediately!

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'Small craft warning'

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'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?' mockup

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

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'Okay, Jack... you're under arrest!' mockup

'Okay, Jack... you're under arrest!'

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'No, I've never seen him before. He just came into the bar, and without any warning, started throwing his money about!'

'No, I've never seen him before. He just came into the bar, and without any warning, started throwing his money about!' mockup

'No, I've never seen him before. He just came into the bar, and without any warning, started throwing his money about!'

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"Then after my accomplice cheated me, he died of natural causes." "I thought you killed him." "Naturally."

"Then after my accomplice cheated me, he died of natural causes." "I thought you killed him." "Naturally." mockup

"Then after my accomplice cheated me, he died of natural causes." "I thought you killed him." "Naturally."

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'What do you mean? I thought YOU were in prison?'

'What do you mean? I thought YOU were in prison?' mockup

'What do you mean? I thought YOU were in prison?'

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"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too." mockup

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

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"Haviland is a model of how to enjoy a variety of felony charges."

"Haviland is a model of how to enjoy a variety of felony charges." mockup

"Haviland is a model of how to enjoy a variety of felony charges."

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"There might have been some carelessness on my part, but it was mostly just good police work."

"There might have been some carelessness on my part, but it was mostly just good police work." mockup

"There might have been some carelessness on my part, but it was mostly just good police work."

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A pirate in a pinstripe suit makes someone walk the plank

A pirate in a pinstripe suit makes someone walk the plank mockup

A pirate in a pinstripe suit makes someone walk the plank

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"Well, Hell is going to be so packed – I guess I'd just as soon get there early."

"Well, Hell is going to be so packed – I guess I'd just as soon get there early." mockup

"Well, Hell is going to be so packed – I guess I'd just as soon get there early."

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Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes. mockup

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

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Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning. mockup

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

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The Elliot Ness monster.

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"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing." mockup

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

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"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar." mockup

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

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Cat Burglar

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"Puss in cement boots"

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'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.' mockup

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

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"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?" mockup

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

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'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.' mockup

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

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Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault. mockup

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

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Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme. mockup

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

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"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

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