Playtime Partner-in-crime Pillows

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Mixed Doubles.

Holding hands

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Advanced footsie

Boy and his dog

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Peekaboo!'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Puppy Love

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"So is it a deal? You take naps for me and I'll chase mice for you!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Yoyos

You are simply the Greatest

Child with doll in the sea

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

'Henry, cut that out.'