Vinyl Fan Gifts

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Antiques

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Quilting Bee.

'Our limo's here.'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'