Vinyl Fan Pillows

My grandparents used this to play music. It actually has a needle that allows a track around the record surface. Oh, it's groovy!

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

"Do you buy cars here?"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Ken and Barbie, corrected for age and anatomy.

Antiques

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

Quilting Bee.

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Our limo's here.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

Elvis' autopsy

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'