Visual Effects Fan Gifts

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Comedy Cafe

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"To be or not to be."

Taking a peek at the audience

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Filet minion

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

"Anyone for tennis?"

Simultaneous translation.

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

Lion Tamer ?

Can we get special effects to digitally enhance our bottom line?