Formal Wear Fan Pillows

Joe's Tuxedos

Cat Tie

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'It's not necessary to dress for dinner, Mr. Griswold.'

'Got one with a smaller check?'

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'Excuse me, Sir - But I believe you're fallen in with the wrong party.'

Tall Hat, Short Hat

"Yes, I'm sure that's not what's meant by red carpet attire."

All dressed up and no place to go

Diamond outfits

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"Wine makes him sleepy."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Quilting Bee.

Shoe Whore

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Management Styles - Inspirational

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

'Now cut the mustard please Loveday.'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

IRS. Tax Code. It's the mark of a real classic. Every time you reread it, you find something new.