Clothing Optional Fan Pillows

'Quite the reverse of a streaker...'

Cat Tie

Diamond outfits

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Deer Cross Dressing.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Couple in Grey

Shoe Whore

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Management Styles - Inspirational

Joe's Tuxedos

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"Fruit of the Loon"

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

I love coloured tights

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

'It's not necessary to dress for dinner, Mr. Griswold.'

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'

Crematorium with sign outside saying 'Yes! We're open.'

"Yes, I'm sure that's not what's meant by red carpet attire."

'Excuse me, Sir - But I believe you're fallen in with the wrong party.'