Protective Clothing Advocate Prints

How come you don't use sunscreen, nana? Who needs all those chemicals? Covering up works just as well. Plus I never know if it's on evenly. That's easy to tell. Right. It's where the dirt sticks. Bingo.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Cricket Accidents.

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

One Dollar, One Vote

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

I took up antkeeping.

Ecology

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

This place is crawling with backstabbers, but they don't worry me.

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

"I think you may have misinterpreted the idea of an informal interview."

Deadly fashion

"Huh - must be 'cancel couture'!"

Good thing he was wearing a helmet.

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

Anti-Sweatshop Campaign

"I am going to prune the climbing rose."

Jockeys wear top hats at Royal Ascot.

Roller blader with bandaged head

'I can't get the tag off my designer blouse.'

Attention Q-Mart shoppers! For pennies a month, you can financially support the impoverished 3rd world child wage-slave who sewed the very clothes you're buying today!

Don't be threatened by my handgun. I'm just exercising my 2nd-amendment rights. You're not threatening me? No sir. I might even protect you. I'm a law-abiding citizen looking to help keep the peace. So if some punk comes in here and starts acting crazy, I'll blast him away! Pop, pop, pop! Feel better? So much. You have no idea.

I have to wear it ever since my stupid brother flew into that window.

The first crossdresser to finish the NY Marathon.

Active wear, activist wear.

Cull people who think it is more important to have cheap, fashionable clothes than fair working conditions.

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

"Don't worry. It's lemming fur."

Coronavirus

'I decided to dispense with formality.'

'Son, told you to always wear your helmet.'

'For some reason, the people who work here also have more concussions than other people.'