Scottie Enthusiast Gifts

A Scottie dog and his cultural heritage - he sees the opportunity to toss the caber, whereas other dogs see posts as posts

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Vivienne Westwood

East End Maps.

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Let's scoot."

Destination casinos...

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

Welcome to Scotland...

'Another Scotch?'

The Angel's Share

Seneca

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

Running in please pass

Shy Man at Party

Boys on scooters

Girls and Scooters.

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''