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A Scottie dog and his cultural heritage - he sees the opportunity to toss the caber, whereas other dogs see posts as posts

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

East End Maps.

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

Destination casinos...

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"Let's scoot."

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

The Angel's Share

Seneca

Welcome to Scotland...

'Another Scotch?'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

Running in please pass

William Wallace over-applies the talcum powder before battle.

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

Boys on scooters

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

Scooter Romance