Playful Scotch Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Och lye the news'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Whiskey...Leave the bottle."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

Scot holding a heart.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

'Another Scotch?'

Scot country dancing,

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'If you don't start feeling better in 24 hours, pour yourself a tall scotch.'

The Angel's Share

Welcome to Scotland...

"Is that neat whisky?"

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."

You can kiss me later

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

"If the energy drink isn't working, try scotch."