Bowling Maestro Prints

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Musician's Fishing Trip

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Joe Hundredaire

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

Fishing Music

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

"This is ridiculous. It was an accident."

Book and magician

Extreme Bowling.

The Violin Artist

Yehudi Menuhin.

"You still working on your car?"

'I love the frame on this one!'

'What are YOU doing here?'

A bulge of bodybuilders

Cricket.

Andrés Iniesta

Sisyphus Pushes A Giant Bowling Ball

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

"Throw it before it's too late."

"This is dad's 'trophy room', not 'trophIES' room."