Ball Maestro Prints

Violin Practise

"I'm unable to process this image."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Musical Bicycle.

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

Trampoline Balance

"Cool game!"

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

Musical Prodigy

Edinson Cavani

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

A bulge of bodybuilders

Survival of the Foodiest

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

Cubicle Chess