Ball Maestro Gifts

Mesut Ozil

Violin Practise

"I'm unable to process this image."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Musical Bicycle.

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Trampoline Balance

"Cool game!"

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

Musical Prodigy

George Best

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Mess Hall. The new recruit was assigned to kitchen duty. We have a private chef!

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Edinson Cavani

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

Survival of the Foodiest

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'

A bulge of bodybuilders

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

"Dang! This guy's good!"

Andrés Iniesta

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

Dog makes Balloon People