Field Maestro Gifts

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

George Best

Edinson Cavani

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

The Violin Artist

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

Sylvia helped Robert to edit one of his memos.

The first sign of spring is landscapers driving by and laughing at my unkempt lawn.

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'Absent any details, in purely visual terms, I like it.'

Andrés Iniesta

'Got a quarter?'

Monica Seles

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

James Maddison

Pedro Castillo never forgot his humble beginnings in catering.

"Your son has a remarkable memory."

Sporting School of Exellence

'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..'

'Write me a theme song and rig it so it plays when people enter my office.'

'Tennis'

Woman playing piano with her feet.